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.​.​.​Has Probably Walked Through A Screen Door More Than Once

by Low Moments

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It's Rob 02:18
He drives an Escalade He bought it usedBecause he’s sensible He served his country And has a career He’s dependable He has a house And he loves dogs and cats He lost his hair But really, who cares about that It’s Rob He has a song written about him It’s Rob And don’t you ever doubt him
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We’ve been married like ten or fifteen years And I gotta say We don’t have much to complain about Wouldn’t want it any other way Got a kid, a house and a dog Two cats and an SUV My haircut seems to be The only time we disagree Then something changed Right in front of me It was like day and night And then, and then suddenly I had a Goth Wife Halloween is every night Everything used to be California Now it’s all owls and bats Cobwebs aren’t supposed to be decorations I guess black is the new black She started listening to The Cure just last week If she’s Morticia, well then Who does that make me? I have a Goth Wife Fishnets in moonlight Our house looks like Type O Negative moved in Anne Rice called She wants her candles back What about when she finds out Who Bauhaus is Or that I’m not made for frilly blouses I have a Goth Wife Living that Beetlejuice life When did I get a Goth Wife
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Her name was Dopey And she died on a Sunday Easter Sunday So the vet was closed 15 years was a Pretty good run But that never makes it easier, does it No, that never makes it easier You could see it in her eyes She was confused and There wasn’t anything That we could do And that was the first Time my kid saw me cry And there wasn’t a goddam thing I could do I think about it Every day sometimes
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released August 22, 2022

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Low Moments Connecticut

Party music for people who hate parties. And people. Lofi retro 80s introvert downer-pop from CT featuring members of When The Deadbolt Breaks, Crawl Below, Tallest, Buzzard Canyon, Holding On To Nothing, and Animal Schoolbus.

Charlie Sad Eyes
Rob Birkbeck
Sam Sugawara
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